an every day occurrence

Every day at work, I hear somebody talking, and I think, "Whoa, is that Alan Alda? He sounds just like Alan Alda! I can't believe Alan Alda works here!"

Then I turn around, and see somebody who is not Alan Alda.

hey idiots!

Walking down stairs is easier than walking on a regular floor. Escalators are designed to allow people to walk up and down stairs faster. Therefore, you can walk down stairs and, not only will you be at your destination quicker, but it's EASY because you're walking down stairs.

ARGH!

an announcement -- non-legends need not heed

The Legends will get Ben's couch at Mark's Super Bowl/Birthday party at Ben's apartment and everyone else sits on the FLOOR!

Birthday Trivia

Charles Nelson Riley and Orlando Bloom share the same birthday. Coincidence? I think not.

I DO suck

and here's why.


So yesterday I had cuffed pants on. I was leaving the break room walking down a normally well populated hallway, when all of a sudden my right foot got caught in my left leg cuff. Down I went, face first, palms burning from the friction of them and the carpet.

I was up in less than 2 seconds, looked around, saw that absolutely no one was around. How had this gone unnoticed? This is normally the time where several people come up to me and say "are you okay??" and I sheepishly respond "yes, haha, yes..."

But that didn't happen. No one saw. That's not right! So I told a couple of my coworkers, and now the blogiverse.

Thank you Ben for remindind me how much I suck.

The Lazies of Livejournal

Hey Legends,

We suck butt.

In My Journeys Abroad, I Have Made One Giant Observation...

The Double Quarter Pounder with Cheese is gross. It has way too much meat.