Tuesday, April 11, 2006

An Ode to Mr. Goodbar

O! Mr. Goodbar
Thine group of peanuts covered in delectable fudge
Why do they call thee Goodbar?

Thine cluster of peanuts surrounded by the pride of Columbia
(pride of Columbia that isnt the white powder that goes in the nose boy that feels good just inhaling it and the blood drips and drippppppssssss)
Why must thee call it "Good"?

Thus must be bequeathed a proper handle:
Mr. Mediocrebar

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