Wednesday, December 14, 2005

The Slower You Go, the Sooner You Die

Today on my way home from work, I got stuck behind of all things a cement-mixing truck (or at least cement-mixing-truck-shaped). It was going obnoxiously slow, maxing out at about 25.

If you ask me, cement-mixing trucks of all varieties of trucks should not have to worry about being cautious. If you spin out or tip over or something, it's not like you'll explode or anything. Nor will anyone around you be seriously hurt; the cement will just slow them down. Plus it would just be cool to have cement spill everywhere.

So my message to the cement-mixing truck driver is: Quit your job and start a rap career.

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