Today is a song by some band I've never heard of.

Today I made up some words. They are:

Roundingvillephabet
Usurpathonmonbon
Northhamptonkyonky
Preherbamamdatory
Unfitferuitrients

I used the first two in sentences. Like so:

"Is today Roundingvillephabet?"
"No, you buffoon, it's Usurpathonmonbon!"